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Stereotypical
Character: Good Afternoon Kelsey, and
thank you for joining me for this interview!
8
Year Old Kelsey: My mom said if I sit still for the
whole thing, I get to have ice cream after.
S.
C :
Well, I won’t keep you for too long, I’m sure you have lots of exciting stuff
to do today!
K:
I’m gonna ride my bike through puddles in my good dress today!
S.C:
...Are you sure that’s a good idea?
K:
Uh huh! I saw people drive their bikes through mud in dresses once, and I wanna
do it too! It’s called a “Mud Challenge”!
S.C:
I see, well, maybe you should ask your parents for permission before doing
that...
K:
OR, I could drive my bike through the mud first, THEN, hide my dirty dress
under the porch?
S.C:
...I feel like it would be a good idea to not wear your good dress while biking
through the mud.
K:
I guess so, I could wear my Sailor Moon pajamas instead? They’re more comfy
anyways.
S.C:
...Moving on. First question: what do you want to be when you grow up?
K:
Oooh! I KNOW! A Princess! Or a astronaut? Or singer! Or a Singing
space-princess with wings, who fights bad guys, and is also a pirate!
S.C:—interesting...
Second question: What is your favorite food?
K:
Grilled cheese! No, candy! No, um, I really like Macaroni and cheese, but I
also really like won tons, so can I say both? Or if I say both, can I put those
in with thanksgiving dinner, and say that’s my favorite instead?
S.C:
Sure...I don’t see why not. Third question: Favorite colour?
K:
Pink. And Yellow. Then Blue. Then Red.....Then purple.
S.C:
SO, basically, all of the colours of the rainbow?
K:
No, cause green is yucky. Poopy green is my least favorite colour. Besides barf
green.
S.C:
There’s a difference?
K:
Yeah, poopy green is poopy, and the barf green is barfy.
S.C:
Okay then, thank you for elaborating... Fourth question: Do you have a favorite
television show?
K:
LOTS! I like Sailor Moon, and Arthur, and Doug, and Rugrats, and Ducktales, and
Reboot, and Gargoyles, and Dexter’s Laboratory, and Johnny Bravo, and The
Powerpuff Girls, and The Simpsons, and Star Trek—
S.C:
Wow, you watch a lot of TV, don’t you!
K:
Only after I finish my homework, or if it’s raining.
S.C:
Next question: Favorite activity—or should I say, activities?
K:
I like to write stories, and draw pictures, and paint, and play basketball, and
ride my bike, and swim, and dance—
S.C:
Whoa, slow down there...let me get all of this...you sound like a very busy
child!
K:
Well, when I go on adventures, or read about fun stuff, I like to turn it into
stories with my friends. Or, if I see a
fun dance on TV, we’ll do the dance like the band does!
S.C:
So, you do dance routines, from music videos?
K:
Yep! We even entered a talent show, and won! We beat all the junior highs with
our S Club 7 dance!
S.C:
Wow Kelsey, that sounds like a lot of fun! Alright now, one final question, if
you could send yourself a message in the future, what would it be?
K:
Ummm, probably I’d ask if Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask ever get married, or,
maybe I’d say something special?
S.C:
Such as...?
K:
Maybe that I hope I never get tired of writing stories when I’m a grown-up, ...But if I don’t
get the message, it’s probably cause I’m busy in outer space fighting bad guys.
S.C: Thank you for your time, Kelsey. This has been an utter delight.
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